if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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