come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You know, be my cock's hype man.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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