I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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