let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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