p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
im on a boat
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