its not stalking. its research.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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