i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i drank out of a bidet.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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