ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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