we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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