That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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