At least make sure they are 18
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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