People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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