ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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