I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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