Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
My balls are so social today.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize