Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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