You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
