YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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