I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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