I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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