I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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