quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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