whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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