Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Randomize