All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We are two peas in an std pod
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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