belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Randomize
