why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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