I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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