So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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