Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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