i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
