I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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