It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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