he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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