Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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