Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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