I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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