My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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