She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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