JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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