Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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