It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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