id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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