i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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