Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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