I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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