when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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