So drunk its hurt
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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