it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
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She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
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