did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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