This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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