what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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