super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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