Slut skills are useful in every country.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Randomize