That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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