you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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