so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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